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Its like Red Dawn for Christians. The Commies have invaded (those dastardly Reds!) and the only thing they want is to hunt down Christians!

Here’s some quickie clips if you don’t have the full hour to spare:

If you can’t be converted by will, then you you be converted by fire…or by candy, in one of the best scenes put to film EVER.

You won’t step on Jesus you rickets-ridden boy?!? You don’t believe I am Russian, and in fact think I am a southern man whose accent slides around like a set of unsecured dentures? Yew stewwwpid little foooohl!

Who’s a pretty Jesus? You are! YES YOU ARE!

I just can't wait to get to that shoe sale!

“I think I’ll need to tape It back tonight. Can’t have that ‘ol thing floppin around when I’m tryin to do my Minnie Pearl routine…”

LINK: Man says prayer group leader told him to kill wife

Man says prayer group leader told him to kill wife

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Blaphemy Parade Panel #594


Blashphemy Parade Panel #594