Blasphemy Parade

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Its like Red Dawn for Christians. The Commies have invaded (those dastardly Reds!) and the only thing they want is to hunt down Christians!

Here’s some quickie clips if you don’t have the full hour to spare:

If you can’t be converted by will, then you you be converted by fire…or by candy, in one of the best scenes put to film EVER.

You won’t step on Jesus you rickets-ridden boy?!? You don’t believe I am Russian, and in fact think I am a southern man whose accent slides around like a set of unsecured dentures? Yew stewwwpid little foooohl!

Wow. Who knew that Heaven looked so… cheap? or that the enterance to Heaven looks like a doorway to a creepy back room in a house where a gay wizard makes you strip for the camera. Oh god… oh god no. I just had a breakthrough… I, uh… I think I was… I was touched by a gay wizard in a room with that same starfield themed wallpaper. It all makes sense now. I suddenly feel… Free.