Blasphemy Parade


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not telling

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Look I think this Website is ridiculus. But you know what, I feel bad for you, you are the ones who dont know him, you are the ones not taking Jesus christ our savior and lord to your heart and you are the ones that will not go to heaven and will go strait to HELL unless you do so. I dont think you understand what hell is because if you did there is NO WAY you would have made this horrible web-site!!! Hell is the world of Eternal pain and suffering and if yuo dont take my words to your heart that is where you will be going!!!I dont care about your stupid rude comments about what yuo guys think but you know what yuo guys will be in my prayers to be born again…that is all i have to say! SORRY


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Oh my… Thank you!!! Thank you for showing me the light!!! Exclamation points aren’t used anywhere near enough!!! I feel absolutely ridiculus! 100% GRADE “A” RIDICULUS!!!!! I feel like I have been a ridiculus fool all my life!!!!!!! No More! stoopid ridiculus life! for me! – SIXX

stephan ronk

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You are an athiest? I don’t believe in such. Everyone Knows that God exist. He is the one that speaks to you in that quiet, and yet powerfull, inaudible voice. You have obviously heard it or you would not be so strongly against Him. Your not bashing buddha (spelling?) or joseph smith. That is because all religions fall short. Religion is man’s search for a god. True Christian belief is that the only living God longs and searches for our company. No man searches for God without God initiating it. And He does. Everyone that has any of the five senses, can testify to a creator. But more real than that is the “God shaped” void imputed to all of Adam’s descendants. The only remedy for that is Christ’s imputed rightiousness that is given to all that mourn for their sin and except His gruesome and beautiful payment.


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You not see you is full of shits? God make shit inside you. He glorify the rubb of you poop in you hair. You do it always. Do it now you will. There. Do you not feel warm love of God filling “God shaped” void, known only to Him as bald spot. Now you see, now you use five senses to smell God Love. To feel God love. Even taste God love love. Go in Peace. — SIXX

You suck. There I said it.


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Good for you. Use your words. We suck like what? That’s right; like a toothless Polynesian altar boy.

Anonymous

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your ugly


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My ugly what?

Anonymous

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your ugly


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My ugly what?

Ichjipan Mamishi

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GODDAMNIT!!!
You need to put up a new Dear Jesus
Question! It’s been months since I last visited this site, and it’s still that fucking “Jason Gillespie” copmment that’s at the top of the list. Put up a new question soon or you will feel the wrath of Jinpachi Mishima!

P.S. I don’t even know who Jason Gillespie is.


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Hey we’re lazy fucks. That and we like ice cream… which makes us lazier fucks… is lazier a word? – SIXX

Laurie

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You people are doing a terrible thing. I KNOW JESUS and I LOVE JESUS.
You will all be damned for eternity for your blasphemy.
I broke my back, and had aids, and JESUS healed me. HE could heal you too if you just let HIM into your LIFE.

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We don’t respond to obvious trolls. Wait a minute. Yes we do.
1. Do you love him enough to take a load in the face for him?
2. I’ll consider the miraculous healing power of Jesus when my hair grows back.
-da Pope

Jerry Ballard

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Saw your website bashing Christians and your not belief in Jesus Christ. Unlike some of the others who disagree with you, I can truly relate to your website. I once was angry at God for creating me and making me make a choice between Him or Hell. But as I studied the Bible, I began to understand his love and how He hated sin because it caused people to be seperated from a loving God.
I don’t hate any of you, matter of fact I love and care about your disbelief. I do not agree with you but you have that right.
After all, how can people in darkness see the light unless there is a light. And you can’t see the light if you don’t look for it. Would you agree?
Jesus changed my life and I will never be the same person. I was a very evil person but Jesus forgave me and He can forgive anyone if they ask and truly believe.
Hope you will come to the light of Jesus christ! That, I will be praying for.


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Your very civil comment was a breath of fresh (if boring) air, Jerry. There are major flaws in your logic, and I will address the two I feel are most important, because they’re so common. There’s that “truly believe” part: An atheist CAN’T truly believe, any more than you can make yourself truly believe in Zeus, Odin, Vishnu, or Santa Claus. The other one is the “I once was angry at God” business. We’re only as angry at God as you are at the underpants gnomes.

Thanks for your comments. As with Christmas presents, it’s the thought that counts, even if the gift is crappy.

Miriam Foster

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It’s a crime that even in a time like this, that sickos like you should be allowed to preach your hate. The Lord may forgive but I would just as soon send you over to Iraq and let the terrorists have you! We will see who is laughing then!

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Well… I’ll Be laughing then, cause you know what we’ll do? Huh? We’ll just team up with the terrorists, get drunk as fuck all and find a staple gun or two, and seal you ass up, so you fill up with your own shit, and die either by exploding or from the shear irony of your method of execution… or we’ll throw eggs at your house. How would you like that, huh? Not very much I think.
-SIXX

Anonymous

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I think you are both gay and catholic. Somehow you make fun of everything and everyone EXCEPT gays and the pope. How’s that, huh? I can clearly see now that you are just a biased shithead. That’s all. Who else would make fun of Jesus and accept gays and catholics at the same time? Only a faggot catholic shithead like you.

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First, “Gay” isn’t a religion.
Second, there are plenty of Blasphemy Parade captions suggesting a certain foppishness on the part of the lord and saviour.
Third, there are a number of Pope and Catholic-related bits here.
Fourth, and most important, you didn’t tell us we’re going to Hell, etc., which makes for boring hate mail. At least you demonstrated your cognitive inadequacy, which is amusing.
Tenk you come again!